Check this out!

It's a miniature beanbag for your cell phone/ ipod! I'm actually thinking about getting one, i mean, it's just $10.
Link-http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cell-phone/9d5f/

Mmmmm...

Chocolate covered bacon.... WITH SPRINKLES. 'Nuff said.

BUHH!

Check this out!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/e1b4/
Edible baked Tarantulas!? Meh, they must taste good if they are such a delicacy! Would you eat one?

I WANT THIS!

Check this out!

It's a nightstand/mini table that you can keep near, that converts into a shield and club! This would be handy for quick weapon and defense access! not sure how long it would take to take them off, or how sturdy it would be, but still, it would make a fine room addition!
Here's a link if you want it!- http://www.thefunctionkey.com/2009/01/self-defense-nightstand/